Coffee and Crossdressing

My name is Dalyne, I love Music, punk, postcore, alternative, indie, dance punk, I love it all! :) My favorite band is Matt and Kim, but I also love MCR, 30STM, P!ATD, AND FOB. I like the Misfits, Black Flag, Leathermouth, Pencey Prep, and Ducchess Says as Well. I also have a thing for both JPop and KPop. ;] Feel free to sat Heeeeeey!!! <3

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  • Me: I shall study.
  • Me: [stares at textbook]
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  • Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this.
  • Me: I must go.
  • Me: My gays need me.
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  • Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
  • English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
  • WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
  • SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
  • Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
  • Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
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breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

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Permalink getard: ARE YOU A FAN OF MARK HOPPUS WOULD YOU LIKE A MARK HOPPUS OCTOPUS STICKER THE SIZE OF A FACE then reblog this and on the 1st of June I’ll randomly pick 5 people to give a sticker too huzzah there aren’t rules really idc for following or w/e (basically I met him and he gave these stickers out and now you can have one in your very own home)
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grandma died i think i like men now: digatisdi: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system...

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

Permalink This so cute. Why? I am dieing! :D
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obesitycore:

i forgot i had eyeliner on and i rubbed my eye

a book for teenage girls written by ryan ross

Best thing ever… I swear! :D

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tltty:

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

noo handlebars

no han-

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